Think you got what it takes to write some really good Chuck Norris jokes? A gigantic database has been created by one of his dedicated fans. But be careful, Chuck Norris is a Martial Arts Expert! Oh and he is also a Huckabee Fan who supported MIke Huckabee during his 2008 Presidential Run. Check out the article below on how to write a good Chuck Norris joke.

How to Make Chuck Norris Jokes

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Have you ever heard a Chuck Norris joke? No, you haven't. They are simply facts, nothing more. Chuck Norris has the power to kick your butt into not next week, but the next life. Remember that. With this article, you will learn how to express Chuck's pure awesomeness.

Steps

1. Get it into your head that Chuck Norris jokes are not jokes, but facts. If you cannot do this, then there is no point in continuing. Chuck would tell you so with his beard and the fist behind it.
2. Now that you have grasped the seriousness, it is time to begin, Chuck style: Kicking those facts' butts. First, learn about Chuck Norris and his toughness. Also the fear he instills into his believers and non believers alike, everyone believes in Chuck Norris. You just don't NOT. You do NOT want to make a humiliating joke about him, not only will it be the last thing you ever do, he will kill you and will you to live so he can kill you some more.
3. Think of something that requires force, time, energy, intelligence or strength to do. Although these things would take Chuck no time at all to do, that's the point. (ex. Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercut a horse.)
4. Now think of a way Chuck could accomplish this in the same nanosecond it occurred to you to ask him to do it. Such as lay a concrete driveway 100 metres wide and 3 thick. Think of how he can do it: for example, staring at it.
5. Now think what one of his endless qualities could get this done. Let's say his fear. Now make the fact somewhat like this: "Chuck Norris once hardened concrete with fear."
6. If you have followed these tips; well done. You have successfully stated a fact about Chuck Norris.
7. Go to a website like http://chucknorrism.com and post your fact and see if people liked it.

Tips

• Don't worry if your Chuck Norris joke isn't funny, none of them are.
• A good Chuck Norris fact is formulated in a dead-pan comedic style, and written with good grammar as though it were an actual scientific fact.
• Use "Chuck Norris", not just "Chuck". It is disrespectful and he may roundhouse-kick you in the face for it.
• Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking something in a fact is always a nice addition, but do not overuse. Check out this website to get a lot of examples of how these jokes typically work.
• Largest Chuck Norris Facts Database
• Chuck Norris is ultimate. Never forget it. Here's a common joke.
  • One day Chuck Norris visited Virgin Island. Now it's just an island.
  • Chuck Norris has two speeds, walk and kill.
    • Chuck Norris is so fast he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head
    • If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris

Warnings

• Do not make offensive Chuck Norris jokes, EVER. If you do, Chuck Norris will strike you down on the spot, bring you back to life, and strike you down again.
• Be aware that on the original sites Chuck Norris jokes started, they are now found to be VERY annoying.

Things You'll Need

• Knowledge of Chuck Norris.

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